'We had sex in front of the fire': Kim Kardashian spills on her naughty weekend with Pete Davidson

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Kim Kardashian revealed she used a sex tip passed down from her grandmother Mary Jo ‘MJ’ Campbell with then-boyfriend Pete Davidson in the fourth episode of The Kardashians Season 2.

Kim was meeting up with mom Kris Jenner when she saw her grandma MJ was visiting, and shared some details of their weekend together.

Apparently Campbell, who turned 88 in late June, told her family the pleasures of having sex in front of a fire, which Kim tried out with Pete that weekend at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

Sex tip: Kim Kardashian revealed she used a sex tip passed down from her grandmother Mary Jo'MJ' Campbell with then-boyfriend Pete Davidson in the fourth episode of The Kardashians Season 2

Sex tip: Kim Kardashian revealed she used a sex tip passed down from her grandmother Mary Jo ‘MJ’ Campbell with then-boyfriend Pete Davidson in the fourth episode of The Kardashians Season 2

Grandma: Apparently Campbell (right), who turned 88 in late June, told her family the pleasures of having sex in front of a fire, which Kim tried out with Pete that weekend at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

Grandma: Apparently Campbell (right), who turned 88 in late June, told her family the pleasures of having sex in front of a fire, which Kim tried out with Pete that weekend at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

The episode begins with Kim arriving back home from her trip to Milan, adding in confession, ‘I just got back from Italy and I’m just so excited to see my family and catch up with everyone. I feel like I’ve been gone for so long.

Kim greets Khloe before giving MJ walks into the room while Kim goes over and gives her a hug, saying she has, ‘missed her so much,’ and MJ says, ‘I was thinking of you so much.’

MJ adds she’s been wanting to talk to her and Kim greets Kris and says she feels like they need some time to gossip.

Gossip: MJ adds she's been wanting to talk to her and Kim greets Kris and says she feels like they need some time to gossip

Gossip: MJ adds she’s been wanting to talk to her and Kim greets Kris and says she feels like they need some time to gossip

‘You know what’s so crazy? Pete and I were staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel last weekend, and we were sitting in front of the fireplace talking for just hours,’ Kim began.

‘I was like, ‘My Grandma told me that you really live life when you have sex in front of the fireplace. And so we had sex in front of the fireplace, in honor of you,’ Kim tells MJ.

Kim’s grandma added with a wry smile, ‘Not in the lobby?’ as Kim and MJ both shared a laugh, as Kim adds, ‘How creepy to think of your grandma before you have sex.’

MJ jokes, ‘I know but I was younger once,’ adding Pete is, ‘so cute,’ with Kim adding, ‘He’s so nice,’ before adding, ‘I have to tell you something.’

Kris already thinks it’s something much more grandiose but Kim shuts that notion down, as Khloe adds, ‘You just got divorced.’

Tell: MJ jokes,'I know but I was younger once,' adding Pete is,'so cute,' with Kim adding,'He's so nice,' before adding,'I have to tell you something'

Tell: MJ jokes, ‘I know but I was younger once,’ adding Pete is, ‘so cute,’ with Kim adding, ‘He’s so nice,’ before adding, ‘I have to tell you something’

‘I know… it’s nothing like that guys,’ as Kris says, ‘I thought she was gonna say she’s engaged,’ but Kim reveals that she’s, ‘really excited he’s going to space.’

Kris adds, ‘He’s really gonna go?’ as Kim adds, ‘He’s really gonna go. Jeff Bezos is sending him to space.’

Khloe thinks, ‘that’s amazing’ when Kim gets a call from Pete – who she calls ‘Space Boy’ – as she puts it on speaker for everyone to hear.

Space: Kris adds,'He's really gonna go?' as Kim adds,'He's really gonna go. Jeff Bezos is sending him to space'

Space: Kris adds, ‘He’s really gonna go?’ as Kim adds, ‘He’s really gonna go. Jeff Bezos is sending him to space’

Kim says she’s with her mom and grandmom and Khloe adding that her grandma says she misses him.

‘I miss you too,’ Pete says,’ telling Kris that he really is going to space, though he won’t be going with Jeff Bezos himself, as Pete adds, ‘No, which is concerning.’

Kris asks if he has a will and Pete says, ‘I’m making one now,’ and when Kris asks if he’s nervous for the journey, he shrugged it off with another joke.

‘Nah, my personal life is scarier,’ as all of the ladies share a laugh.

‘To be completely honest, I can’t wait to get the f**k away from everybody,’ he says with a laugh, as Kris asks if he’s gonna come back, as he jokes, ‘I think I’m gonna stay up there, babe.’

Kris adds in confession, ‘Pete is amazing. No drama, no stress, he’s just Pete, he fits in with the family. I think Kim is happy. She laughs. She’s more confident, Pete brings out the best in her.’

Kim ends the call with Pete and says she’ll call him in a little bit, as she goes back to describing her weekend with Pete at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

‘I kept saying, ‘Do you wanna watch Armageddon?’ Cause I thought it was like a love story and he was like hysterically laughing, like, ‘That is not a love story,’ Kim said.

‘I don’t know what happens, to be honest. Well, I was off,’ Kim joked.

The episode cuts to Kendall Jenner, who is having some lunch with her friend Fai Khadra in Beverly Hills to discuss their apparently long-discussed house-flipping venture.

‘I’m excited that we’re finally executing this because how long have we been talking about this for?’ Jenner asks, as Khadra confirmed they’ve been, ‘talking about it for years.’

Excited: 'I'm excited that we're finally executing this because how long have we been talking about this for?' Jenner asks, as Khadra confirmed they've been,'talking about it for years'

Excited: ‘I’m excited that we’re finally executing this because how long have we been talking about this for?’ Jenner asks, as Khadra confirmed they’ve been, ‘talking about it for years’

‘I feel like it started when you were redoing yours and I was redoing mine, and we loved the process so much,’ Fai says over drinks.

Kendall adds in confession, ‘Fai is one of my best friends. He and I collaborate really heavily on a lot of 818 design stuff,’ referring to her 818 tequila brand.

She adds at the lunch that they’ve been talking about flipping homes for awhile, adding, ‘we both have the taste, you have the knowledge, meaning like the technical knowledge.’

Lunch: She adds at the lunch that they've been talking about flipping homes for awhile, adding,'we both have the taste, you have the knowledge, meaning like the technical knowledge'

Lunch: She adds at the lunch that they’ve been talking about flipping homes for awhile, adding, ‘we both have the taste, you have the knowledge, meaning like the technical knowledge’

He adds that the house she just found is, ‘genius,’ as she adds that she thinks she could, ‘really see a vision’ for turning a ‘piece of s**t’ home into something special.

Khadra adds over a salad that he gets, ‘excited over nerdy things like lighting’ as Jenner admitted, ‘I think that’s where we’re gonna have most of our arguments.’

‘I’m gonna be like, ‘You need recessed lighting!’ And you’re gonna be like, ‘No!’ Jenner joked.

Jenner added that starting her tequila company 818 first got her interested in, ‘doing something creative.’

‘That like brings me pure joy and makes me super fulfilled,’ Jenner tells Khadra, before adding more in confession.

‘I renovated my home a couple of years ago, and when I tell you I had the time of my life going through the creative process of renovating my home,’ Jenner said in confession.

Jenner tells Kai that it feels like they’re both ‘in the right place’ and they’re going to see their first potential flip tomorrow.

She adds in confession, ‘It’s so cheesy but it’s almost like I found my purpose. This feels so good and I’m super excited and it kept me energized and it kept me feeling alive so I love it.’

Kendall tells Fai at their lunch that she feels they are, ‘a potential dream team,’ before the episode cuts to Kris, who is on her way to see the doctor about her hip pain.

She tells her boyfriend Corey Gamble that she’s, ‘never been so nervous for a doctor’s visit,’ as Corey tells her, ‘don’t be nervous.’

Nervous: She tells her boyfriend Corey Gamble that she's,'never been so nervous for a doctor's visit,' as Corey tells her,'don't be nervous'

Nervous: She tells her boyfriend Corey Gamble that she’s, ‘never been so nervous for a doctor’s visit,’ as Corey tells her, ‘don’t be nervous’

‘I’m finally biting the bullet. I’m here to see the doctor because I have this excruciating hip pain. I got an extensive set of X-rays, I had an MRI and a cat scan and everything else, and I really want to find out what’s going on with my hip, and hopefully he’ll have good news,’ Kris says in confession, while she’s seen trying to move her leg and she winces in pain.

She meets orthopedic surgeon Dr. Jason Snibbe, telling him that the pain is in her right leg and last week she, ‘literally couldn’t walk.’

‘I could not go from here to there with the cane,’ she tells the doctor, adding in confession that the pain is, ‘getting in the way of my life and that is not something I can really tolerate.’

Surgeon: She meets orthopedic surgeon Dr. Jason Snibbe, telling him that the pain is in her right leg and last week she,'literally couldn't walk'

Surgeon: She meets orthopedic surgeon Dr. Jason Snibbe, telling him that the pain is in her right leg and last week she, ‘literally couldn’t walk’

‘I have this big, beautiful, fabulous life and I have so many kids and grandkids that I want to share it with, and I want to do is fix the problem and move on so I can live the best and longest life possible,’ she says in confession.

The doctor shows her the imagery from the MRI and says she has lot all the cartilage from her hip, which leaves nothing but bone, adding, ‘when the bones touch each other, that’s what hurts. That’s what arthritis is.’

Kris asks what the cure is, and he says plainly, ‘Hip replacement. That’s how you fix it,’ adding the hip replacement, ‘will last the rest of your life.’

‘Hearing the doctor say that I need a hip replacement is really scary for me,’ Kris adds in confession, stating it reminds her of someone, ‘much older than I feel on the inside.’

She also thinks she will be someone, ‘who has challenges for the rest of her life,’ adding, ‘this is serious.’

Corey asks what the recovery is like and the doctor says she’ll be able to walk, ‘immediately’ after the surgery… though with some help.

‘You’ll start with a walker, then you go to a cane,’ the doctor says, joking, ‘We’ll make sure nobody films it.’

Fix: Kris asks what the cure is, and he says plainly,'Hip replacement. That's how you fix it,' adding the hip replacement,'will last the rest of your life'

Fix: Kris asks what the cure is, and he says plainly, ‘Hip replacement. That’s how you fix it,’ adding the hip replacement, ‘will last the rest of your life’

Kris looks at the camera and says, ‘Oh they’ll love this,’ as a producer off-camera is heard saying, ‘I can’t promise that.’

‘I’m really nervous about telling my kids because I don’t want them to worry about me and I know they’re going to be upset that I have to go through a major surgery, and it’s hard on the family,’ Kris says in confession.

Corey tells the doctor that he didn’t want her to get the surgery, and the doctor insists she would be very happy that she gets it.

Kris asks the doc if she was his sister, what would he tell her to do, and he immediately says, ‘Do it now and get it over with so you can go live your life.’

She agrees to do the surgery, saying, ‘OK, we got this.’

The episode cuts to Kris’ home as she’s trying to figure out her ‘life path number’ with MJ watching, though she’s not sure how to do it.

Life path: The episode cuts to Kris' home as she's trying to figure out her'life path number' with MJ watching, though she's not sure how to do it

Life path: The episode cuts to Kris’ home as she’s trying to figure out her ‘life path number’ with MJ watching, though she’s not sure how to do it

Kim and Kris arrive as Kim asks Kris if she’s getting the surgery and she says she is and she needs a hip replacement right away.

She adds that she doesn’t want to get the surgery in five years when she’s older and she can’t really heal as well.

‘It’s just a mindf**k,’ Kris says, adding, ‘You realize you don’t have that much more time. Suddenly I can’t do all the things,’ Kris says through tears, as Khloe says she has to fix it so she can move on.

Time: 'It's just a mindf**k,' Kris says, adding,'You realize you don't have that much more time. Suddenly I can't do all the things,' Kris says through tears, as Khloe says she has to fix it so she can move on

Time: ‘It’s just a mindf**k,’ Kris says, adding, ‘You realize you don’t have that much more time. Suddenly I can’t do all the things,’ Kris says through tears, as Khloe says she has to fix it so she can move on

‘My hip goes out, my knee is torn, I have an eye infection, I can’t see, I have the TV up too loud, Corey says I can’t hear. I feel like Humpty Dumpty,’ Kris tells her family.

Kim adds in confession that it scares her mom to get older, adding, ‘She’s the type of person who used to have a jar of marbles and say each marble represents the number of Christmases or birthdays left. She’d say, ‘There are only 20 marbles left.’

Kim adds that it makes her, ‘deeply sad and emotional to know that she’s so scared to get older.’

Humpty: 'My hip goes out, my knee is torn, I have an eye infection, I can't see, I have the TV up too loud, Corey says I can't hear. I feel like Humpty Dumpty,' Kris tells her family

Humpty: ‘My hip goes out, my knee is torn, I have an eye infection, I can’t see, I have the TV up too loud, Corey says I can’t hear. I feel like Humpty Dumpty,’ Kris tells her family

Kris adds that MJ never talked much about aging to her, adding, ‘You turn a corner and you have this new chapter, you know,’ through tears.

Kris added it ‘messes with your head because I always thought I was 40 years old. It’s not about what I’m going through physically, but what I’m going through mentally and emotionally.’

‘It’s the realization that I’m getting older,’ Kris says as Khloe says she hopes that once she has the operation she hopes she will get out of that headspace.

Aging: Kris adds that MJ never talked much about aging to her, adding,'You turn a corner and you have this new chapter, you know,' through tears

Aging: Kris adds that MJ never talked much about aging to her, adding, ‘You turn a corner and you have this new chapter, you know,’ through tears

Mentally: Kris added it'messes with your head because I always thought I was 40 years old. It's not about what I'm going through physically, but what I'm going through mentally and emotionally'

Mentally: Kris added it ‘messes with your head because I always thought I was 40 years old. It’s not about what I’m going through physically, but what I’m going through mentally and emotionally’

Khloe adds she’s seen her, ‘talk herself into a really dark place. I see you do it all the time,’ adding it’s ‘brutal.’

‘You’ve gotta stop that mentality or you’re always gonna be in that place,’ Khloe tells Kris.

Khloe adds in confession that she doesn’t, ‘want to think about my mom getting older’ adding she doesn’t know what she’ll do without her when she’s gone.

Dark place: Khloe adds she's seen her,'talk herself into a really dark place. I see you do it all the time,' adding it's'brutal'

Dark place: Khloe adds she’s seen her, ‘talk herself into a really dark place. I see you do it all the time,’ adding it’s ‘brutal’

Stop: 'You've gotta stop that mentality or you're always gonna be in that place,' Khloe tells Kris

Stop: ‘You’ve gotta stop that mentality or you’re always gonna be in that place,’ Khloe tells Kris

‘I just want her to stay cold all the time so we prolong her life. I tell her to not put her heater on, i want her to stay in the cold,’ Khloe adds, while a confused producer asks if that will, ‘prolong her life.’

‘In my head it prolongs her life. Like if you lose a finger you throw it on ice and you go to the hospital and you sew it back on. I’m just gonna put my mom on ice,’ Khloe says.

MJ says Kris has to ‘visualize yourself as this really healthy, happy person,’ adding, ‘I want you to quit worrying about it.’

Visualize: MJ says Kris has to'visualize yourself as this really healthy, happy person,' adding,'I want you to quit worrying about it'

Visualize: MJ says Kris has to ‘visualize yourself as this really healthy, happy person,’ adding, ‘I want you to quit worrying about it’

Kim asks if Kris is emotional, ‘because Kourtney’s finally getting married,’ as Kris laughs and wipes some tears from her eyes.

Khloe adds in confession, ‘I get that she’s upset about getting older, but MJ’s here, she’s had cancer a couple of times and she’s trucking along. We’re good. We got this. These women are fighters. My mom’s not going anywhere.’

Kim asks Kris, since she’s going in, if there are any other cosmetic surgery procedures she wants done, and Kris says there is but she doesn’t know if they’ll ‘do it at the same time.’

Kim asks: Kim asks if Kris is emotional,'because Kourtney's finally getting married,' as Kris laughs and wipes some tears from her eyes

Kim asks: Kim asks if Kris is emotional, ‘because Kourtney’s finally getting married,’ as Kris laughs and wipes some tears from her eyes

More surgery: Kim asks Kris, since she's going in, if there are any other cosmetic surgery procedures she wants done, and Kris says there is but she doesn't know if they'll'do it at the same time'

More surgery: Kim asks Kris, since she’s going in, if there are any other cosmetic surgery procedures she wants done, and Kris says there is but she doesn’t know if they’ll ‘do it at the same time’

‘I’d love to have my boobs re-done, I mean, who wouldn’t?’ Kris says, as Khloe says that once she’s in there, to have all of the doctors, ‘line up like a NASCAR cockpit or whatever it’s called.’

They all start wondering if ‘cockpit’ is the right term as Kim says, ‘cockpit is in the car’ but Khloe doesn’t think that’s right.

Kris adds, ‘it’s where the pilots sit on the plane,’ as MJ jokes, ‘and sometimes a stewardess.’

Boobs: 'I'd love to have my boobs re-done, I mean, who wouldn't?' Kris says, as Khloe says that once she's in there, to have all of the doctors,'line up like a NASCAR cockpit or whatever it's called'

Boobs: ‘I’d love to have my boobs re-done, I mean, who wouldn’t?’ Kris says, as Khloe says that once she’s in there, to have all of the doctors, ‘line up like a NASCAR cockpit or whatever it’s called’

Pilot: Kris adds,'it's where the pilots sit on the plane,' as MJ jokes,'and sometimes a stewardess'

Pilot: Kris adds, ‘it’s where the pilots sit on the plane,’ as MJ jokes, ‘and sometimes a stewardess’

The episode cuts back to Kendall and Fai, who are pulling up to their first potentially flippable home to buy, which Kendall says, ‘is pretty friggin cute.’

Fai says it’s a, ‘family home with a couple of kids, make it super cozy’ as Kendall adds, ‘it’s really cute from the outside at least.’

Kendall adds in confession, ‘Fai and I are still looking for a house. We haven’t found anything perfect yet, so we’re still looking. We especially want our first project to be just perfect so we want to get it right.

Looking: Kendall adds in confession,'Fai and I are still looking for a house. We haven't found anything perfect yet, so we're still looking. We especially want our first project to be just perfect so we want to get it right

Looking: Kendall adds in confession, ‘Fai and I are still looking for a house. We haven’t found anything perfect yet, so we’re still looking. We especially want our first project to be just perfect so we want to get it right

Family home: Fai says it’s a, ‘family home with a couple of kids, make it super cozy’ as Kendall adds, ‘it’s really cute from the outside at least’

They meet with real estate agent Hisham Rebani, who tells them the home has been, ‘completely gutted’ and the owners were uncertain of what to do after.

‘When I walk into a house, my wheels just kind of start turning and I’m always like, ‘I would do this or I would do that,’ Jenner says in confession.

They start discussing what they would do with the house, while Jenner says in confession that as a model she doesn’t have any say creatively.

Agent: They meet with real estate agent Hisham Rebani, who tells them the home has been,'completely gutted' and the owners were uncertain of what to do after

Agent: They meet with real estate agent Hisham Rebani, who tells them the home has been, ‘completely gutted’ and the owners were uncertain of what to do after

Wheels turning: 'When I walk into a house, my wheels just kind of start turning and I'm always like,'I would do this or I would do that,' Jenner says in confession

Wheels turning: ‘When I walk into a house, my wheels just kind of start turning and I’m always like, ‘I would do this or I would do that,’ Jenner says in confession

‘That has brought me to wanting to start this journey of house-flipping,’ she says in confession, as Kendall and Fai agree the home they’re in would need 6 to 12 months of renovation.

‘I’ve found that I really do want to be my own boss and have my own ideas and execute them. I just feel like it’s a new me,’ Kendall adds in confession.

They both agree the house needs a lot of work but it would be fun, as they thank the realtor for his time.

6 to 12: 'That has brought me to wanting to start this journey of house-flipping,' she says in confession, as Kendall and Fai agree the home they're in would need 6 to 12 months of renovation

6 to 12: ‘That has brought me to wanting to start this journey of house-flipping,’ she says in confession, as Kendall and Fai agree the home they’re in would need 6 to 12 months of renovation

Lot of work: They both agree the house needs a lot of work but it would be fun, as they thank the realtor for his time

Lot of work: They both agree the house needs a lot of work but it would be fun, as they thank the realtor for his time

‘I’ve learned so much more than I ever knew there was to know about real estate. It’s a lot, and it’s overwhelming,’ Kendall jokes.

They both agree that they should start with something smaller and Kendall is ‘glad we’re on the same page.’

Ambitious: They both agree that it would be an'ambitious' project to start their flipping endeavor with and Kendall says they need to go to'smaller spots too'

Ambitious: They both agree that it would be an ‘ambitious’ project to start their flipping endeavor with and Kendall says they need to go to ‘smaller spots too.’

Same page: They both agree that they should start with something smaller and Kendall is'glad we're on the same page'

Same page: They both agree that they should start with something smaller and Kendall is ‘glad we’re on the same page’

The episode cuts to Kris’ house when the iconic Martha Stewart arrives for lunch.

‘Guess who’s coming to lunch today? Martha f***ing Stewart,’ Kris says in confession, adding she’s probably Martha’s biggest fan.

Martha brings her ‘director of design,’ Kevin Sharkey, to lunch as Kris says Khloe is going to be ‘so surprised’ she’s there.

Martha: The episode cuts to Kris' house when the iconic Martha Stewart arrives for lunch

Martha: The episode cuts to Kris’ house when the iconic Martha Stewart arrives for lunch

‘Martha is here because I want to surprise Khloe with a housewarming gift. I want to buy her a peacock,’Kris says in confession.

‘I just wanted to get Khloe’s mind off everything she’s going through,’ as Martha shows Kris pictures of her peacocks.

Kris adds that when Khloe had her first house, she had a peacock named Petey, and she heard Martha Stewart raised peacocks.

Kris gives Martha a tour of her home, as Martha says her closet is ‘so great’ as Kris says they all have a ‘glam room’ in their homes.

Tour: Kris gives Martha a tour of her home, as Martha says her closet is'so great' as Kris says they all have a'glam room' in their homes

Tour: Kris gives Martha a tour of her home, as Martha says her closet is ‘so great’ as Kris says they all have a ‘glam room’ in their homes

Kris tells Martha that she’s had the ‘worst week’ because she suffered a torn labrum, as Martha knows exactly what that means: ‘hip replacement.’

‘I did that. I did that 15 years ago,’ Martha tells Kris. ‘Do it. Don’t be afraid,’ Martha adds but Kris admits she gets ‘cry-scared’ and she freaks out when she thinks about it, but Martha tells her, ‘Don’t be scared.’

Kris adds in confession that the 81-year-old Martha looks, ‘so fabulous and she gets around like nobody’s business so it makes me feel there’s nothing to be afraid of.’

Worst week: Kris tells Martha that she's had the'worst week' because she suffered a torn labrum, as Martha knows exactly what that means:'hip replacement'

Worst week: Kris tells Martha that she’s had the ‘worst week’ because she suffered a torn labrum, as Martha knows exactly what that means: ‘hip replacement’

Don't be scared: 'I did that. I did that 15 years ago,' Martha tells Kris.'Do it. Don't be afraid,' Martha adds but Kris admits she gets'cry-scared' and she freaks out when she thinks about it, but Martha tells her,'Don't be scared'

Don’t be scared: ‘I did that. I did that 15 years ago,’ Martha tells Kris. ‘Do it. Don’t be afraid,’ Martha adds but Kris admits she gets ‘cry-scared’ and she freaks out when she thinks about it, but Martha tells her, ‘Don’t be scared’

Martha shows Kris some of her peacocks and Martha says she ‘loves the noise’ the peacocks make.

Khloe is on her way over as Kris and Martha head into the kitchen as Kris goes out to meet Khloe, telling her to go into the kitchen but Khloe is skeptical already.

‘What’s really in there?’ Khloe asks but Kris says, ‘Nothing,’ as Khloe goes to see Martha and screams, ‘Oh my God!’

Khloe meets Martha: 'What's really in there?' Khloe asks but Kris says,'Nothing,' as Khloe goes to see Martha and screams,'Oh my God!'

Khloe meets Martha: ‘What’s really in there?’ Khloe asks but Kris says, ‘Nothing,’ as Khloe goes to see Martha and screams, ‘Oh my God!’

‘I’m the new sous chef,’ Martha jokes as she shakes Khloe’s hand and tells Martha that Kris is a ‘great pranker.’

‘I love Martha Stewart! I love entertaining. I love organization. I love animals. I love flowers. I love those things. I also love that Martha is not a snitch and it’s like, my kind of gal,’ Khloe adds in confession.

They sit down to eat lunch and Martha says she doesn’t, ‘read all the stuff,’ before asking Khloe if she has a husband.

Lunch: They sit down to eat lunch and Martha says she doesn't,'read all the stuff,' before asking Khloe if she has a husband

Lunch: They sit down to eat lunch and Martha says she doesn’t, ‘read all the stuff,’ before asking Khloe if she has a husband

‘I don’t. I just broke up with my daughter’s dad a little bit ago. He had a baby with someone else while we were together,’ Khloe tells Martha, who adds, ‘Oh that’s not nice.’

Kris says one of the reasons she reached out to Martha is because she saw her on the Ellen show talking about her peacocks.

‘I remembered Petey so I want to buy you for a housewarming gift, a peacock,’ Kris tells Khloe, who doesn’t know how to react.

Khloe adds in confession, ‘I have never said that I’ve wanted a peacock before. My daughter doesn’t like dogs. I’m working on a dog. Do you think my daughter is gonna want a life-sized bird chasing her around? She won’t even be around a puppy. Absolutely not.’

Martha shows her photos of the peacocks and Khloe says they’re, ‘very serious’ about this, as Khloe realizes why Kris is pushing this.

‘You want a peacock, but you don’t really want a peacock, so you’re gonna make it be on my property, but when you have a dinner party you’re gonna usher the peacock to your house, I guarantee you,’ Khloe says in confession.

Kris, Khloe and Martha all take a selfie together, before the episode cuts to Kim, Kris, Khloe and Kourtney arriving at a Variety photo shoot – where Kim’s infamous ‘work’ comments happened.

‘Today we’re shooting the cover of Variety, which is really exciting, and we’re doing it because our new show on Hulu is coming out,’ Kris says in confession, adding, ‘It’s gonna be a really great piece.’

‘My hip surgery is right around the corner, so this Variety shoot is a great distraction,’ she adds, as they’re seen getting ready.

They all meet Variety’s senior correspondent Elizabeth Wagmeister, who conducts the now-infamous interview.

Elizabeth asks what they have learned from each other about how to ‘be a good businesswoman.’

‘I think we’ve learned a lot from Kim, who kind of paved the way in showing us how to navigate social media,’ Kris says, while Kourtney adds Kris’ ‘thing’ is ‘never take no for an answer.’

Khloe adds, ‘If someone’s telling you no you’re asking the wrong person,’ when Elizabeth asks what their advice would be for women in business.

‘You just have to do what you’re passionate about. It’s not easy, regardless of how it looks, and I think people see things because of social media that they think just comes easy to people, and it doesn’t, especially if you want something long-term. So you have to have that passion and that desire and that will feed you to keep going every single day, because if you love it, you’re always gonna wanna nurture it,’ Khloe says.

Kim goes off of Khloe’s answer and delivers her now-infamous quote: ‘I have the best advice for women in business – get your f***ing ass up and work. Success is never easy, so if you put in the work you will see results.’

Elizabeth also brings up what she thinks is the ‘ridiculous’ commentary about The Kardashians being famous for being famous, though Kris thinks that has, ‘changed a lot over the last few years.’

‘We focus on the positive, we work our a**ses off, and lucky us, we don’t have to sing, dance… we get to just live our lives… we made it,’ Kim says.

Kris adds in confession, ‘I don’t know why this question got started, about how much talent we have. Would they ask Jeff Bezos that? Can you dance, can you sing? Well, we have some amazing businesses that became super successful and we enjoy being as a family and working on those companies.. and that’s our super power. Not too shabby.’

The interview wraps up as the photoshoot begins with everyone as they show a glimpse of the final Variety cover.

The episode shifts to Kris and Khloe, who head out to the peacock farm, as Corey says he will ‘help’ take care of the peacock.

Heading out: The episode shifts to Kris and Khloe, who head out to the peacock farm, as Corey says he will'help' take care of the peacock

Heading out: The episode shifts to Kris and Khloe, who head out to the peacock farm, as Corey says he will ‘help’ take care of the peacock

They head out to the car as Kris realizes that she needs a ladder to get in the car because of her hip pain.

‘That’s what it’s come to Khloe. I had to get a special toilet seat – I’m buying walkers, canes and toilet seats,’ Kris says as Khloe says it’s ‘temporary.’

She adds, ‘I went to the doctor today to get an eye exam. He said your eyelids on both eyes are getting a bit heavy. I said, this is the best day of my life, are you trying to tell me I need to get my eyes done? And he said yeah. So I think I’ll see if he can squeeze me in and then I can get ready for kourtney’s wedding.’

Kris added that she had her facelift done when Kim got married, adding, ‘I’m always getting dolled up for somebody’s wedding every 10 years… once a decade,’ though Khloe jokes, ‘Well kim is more than once a decade.’

Kris asks Khloe if she’s excited for Kourtney’s wedding, and she says, ‘I’m excited… I don’t know anything.. she wants to do it herself and that’s great.’

‘I can’t wait to see how they kiss at the alter… they are going to be so cute,’ Kris adds.

Kris dictates a text message to Martha about Khloe’s pantry, telling Khloe that Martha told her they had to get two peacocks, ‘and I was like, they come in a pack?’

Khloe adds that peacock’s make high screeching noises every morning’ and they’re ‘louder than roosters.’

Kris asks if her peacock made noises and Khloe said it wasn’t really her actual peacock, adding, ‘It wasn’t mine. I didn’t buy it. It was a wild peacock that would come in and then it would fly away.’

Kris tells her to ‘have an open mind until we get there’ as Khloe asks if she would ‘clean up the s**t’ but she says Corey said he would.

They talk to a peacock wrangler named Javier, asking him what noises the peacock makes as they take a look at the various peacocks.

Javier sets one of the peacocks down and when Khloe approaches it, the bird flies up into a nearby tree.

‘Khloe, you lost the peacock on the first day,’ Kris says as her and Khloe both profusely apologize to Javier.

‘I think I just f***ing lost his bird,’ Khloe says before explaining to Kris, ‘I’m not getting any of these animals.’

‘You’re the one that wanted this… I have no idea where this came from… no you just wanted a reason to have martha stewart over for lunch, none of this made sense to me at all,’ Khloe tells Kris.

Kris asks what Khloe likes and she says, ‘small fluffy animals, I love dogs, that baby goat, a little miniature pony/ Do you think I want something that is going to peck me to death? That thing is as big as f***ing Corey.’

The episode cuts back to Kendall, who pays a visit to Scott Disick, seen for the first time this season.

Kendall: The episode cuts back to Kendall, who pays a visit to Scott Disick, seen for the first time this season

Kendall: The episode cuts back to Kendall, who pays a visit to Scott Disick, seen for the first time this season

‘Scott has been flipping homes for some years so I thought why not ask someone who’s being doing this and learn about the name of the game a little bit,’ Kendall says in confession.

Kendall tells him, ‘I more so want to flip, I don’t want to start from scratch right now,’ as Scott says, ‘So you want to refurb. The best line I could say… grossest looking house in the best area.’

‘Right exactly, that’s exactly what the baseline is,’ Kendall says.

Scott adds, ‘Here’s the only thing, got to remember you’ve got to be your own general contractor instead of letting somebody sub out everything and then tell you he did everything. You could also pay to have a foreman, and it’s well worth it. So there’s weird little areas… but the fact that you love it is huge.’

‘When I redid my current house four years ago, I remember me and my mom talking and she was like, ‘Kendall I see a sparkle in your eye, like I feel like this is what you want to do and I was like yeah.. just doesn’t make sense right now,’ Kendall tells Scott.

‘Obviously it’s going to come with challenges as homes and building usually does.. but I still want to do it. My top priority right now is the business woman side of me. I feel very empowered by it, we’ll see if we can find the right project. But it brings me joy so I’m excited more than anything,’ Kendall says in confession.

Scott adds, ‘I know we’ve done our extremes, jumped out of an airplane together, we’ve got offroading together. We’ve done pretty crazy stuff together. Would you go to space?’

Kendall immediately says, ‘No,’ and Pete adds the reason he’s asking is Pete Davidson is going to space next week.

‘No I couldn’t go to space,’ Kendall says, as Scott jokes, ‘You’re not landing in mars and going to lunch.’

‘I understand… I don’t know… with the type of anxiety that I suffer from.. I could barely fly in a plane at this point. I don’t like flying in general,’ Kendall says.

She adds in confession, ‘I wish I had the balls to go to space. I think I would vomit. I also love oxygen.. I just took a deep breath and I was like… I just do know if I could do that so nicely up there. I really love earth. I love her. She’s dope.’

The episode cuts to Kim and Khloe being driven around vehicles, as Kim gets a call from Kris, asking how she’s doing.

‘I don’t know, I’m assuming you saw all of the backlash on the Variety interview?’ Kim says

‘Yeah I just wanted to see where your head’s at right now,’ Kris responds.

‘I’m mortified. I don’t know what to do because I obviously.. it’s all my fault.. because you know,’ Kim says, but Kris says, ‘It’s not your fault sweetie, people misunderstood where you were coming from.’

‘Thank you, I love you and I appreciate that,’ Kim tells Kris, as she adds in confession, ‘Just recently I got a lot of backlash from my Variety article.’

‘When I made that statement, it wasn’t a blanket statement towards all women, like as if I didn’t think women work hard or respect the work that they do because I see it every single day,’ Kim says in confession.

‘The most important people in my life that have shaped my life and shaped my career and helped me get to where I am today, all are women, so I hated that that got misunderstood and for that I’m so sorry,’ she added.

Back in the car, Kim tells Kris, ‘I mean, maybe I should make a statement and clarify what I meant before it gets worse,’ and Kris says, ‘Let’s sleep on it and decide if you want to respond.’

Back in the car, Khloe asks, ‘How do you feel.. you seem very tense, as Kim says, ‘I just feel like there is so much going on.

‘It never ends,’ Khloe says.

‘It never ends. Will it end?’ Kim asks.

‘No, it won’t end until… I don’t even want to say… until we end. It will never end babe, but guess what, we’re built for this,’ Khloe says.

‘I don’t know if I am any more,’ Kim says.

‘You are. Mind over matter, you got this. It’s all noise, none of it’s real,’ Khloe insists.

The episode cuts back to Kendall meeting Kim and Khloe for lunch, when Kendall asks Kim, ‘Are you excited that Pete’s going to space?’

Lunch: The episode cuts back to Kendall meeting Kim and Khloe for lunch, when Kendall asks Kim,'Are you excited that Pete's going to space?'

Lunch: The episode cuts back to Kendall meeting Kim and Khloe for lunch, when Kendall asks Kim, ‘Are you excited that Pete’s going to space?’

‘I don’t think it’s happening. The flight got moved to a different date and there’s scheduling conflicts with his movie,’ Kim says, as we see news headlines about Pete backing out.

Kim says in confession, ‘It sucks. I’m sure there’s nothing more than pete would love to get off of this planet right now and would love to go to space to get away from everyone. We’re just filming our real lives, sometimes it’s not the perfect ending.’

Kim adds at lunch, ‘Whatever’s meant to be will be I just feel bad, of how to say no. I feel bad for him. I’m usually so together and I’ve just been.. I’m together, I’m just tested.’

Bad: Kim adds at lunch,'Whatever's meant to be will be I just feel bad, of how to say no. I feel bad for him. I'm usually so together and I've just been.. I'm together, I'm just tested'

Bad: Kim adds at lunch, ‘Whatever’s meant to be will be I just feel bad, of how to say no. I feel bad for him. I’m usually so together and I’ve just been.. I’m together, I’m just tested’

‘There’s been so much going on because of that variety interview. I said what I said about people working. Do I believe in that? Yes. I believe that you have to work hard in order to do that,’ Kim tells her sisters.

‘I was just so blindsided by how angry people got,’ Kim added.

‘But enough people were triggered so I want to be responsible and understand why people feel why people feel the way that they do… and I do understand that… that a lot of people weren’t given the same opportunities as us,’ Kim adds.

Blindssided: 'I was just so blindsided by how angry people got,' Kim added

Blindssided: ‘I was just so blindsided by how angry people got,’ Kim added

‘Oh my gosh of course we’ve had crazy great opportunities… but also you did work,’ Khloe says, adding in confession, ‘No matter what her answer would have been, people would crucify her regardless because they’re always going to say well what do you know, you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth.’

‘But it’s frustrating when the world doesn’t want to see you for who you are and they want to always make whatever you say a personal attack – you don’t have empathy or compassion for other people. It’s the right message, the wrong messenger,’ Khloe says in confession.

Back at lunch, Kim adds, ‘I also feel like if people understood.. that like.. yeah we grew up privilege but people don’t know the story of your dad and mom having to sell their house in Hidden Hills because they couldn’t afford it and they had to move to an apartment.

‘And mom really started her career and making money at 50 – growing up and seeing her hustle, and seeing her getting up every day with all these kids, six of hers that she had to take care of. I saw her work her ass off and figure it out. Get her agents license, get her manager’s license to figure out how to represent your dad and that real inspired me to work,’ Kim says to Khloe and Kendall.

‘I think people would assume that I got everything handed to me being on a TV show but being on a reality show, let alone a reality show girl with a sex tape… does not open doors. I always felt like I had to work extra hard, and harder, to be taken seriously and for people to forget about my past,’ Kim says in confession.

Kendall adds, ‘It’s gotten completely out of control, all the false narratives that people believe in.

Out of control: Kendall adds,'It's gotten completely out of control, all the false narratives that people believe in

Out of control: Kendall adds, ‘It’s gotten completely out of control, all the false narratives that people believe in

Kim adds, ‘It’s exhausting, today I’m just exhausted,’ while Kendall says it’s the same with the ‘narrative’ she’s dealing with her ex Kanye West, who posted that he can’t see his kids.

‘Kanye posted I can’t see the kids… and I’m like you were here this morning, stop with this narrative. I can’t take it any more. But I don’t want to go back and forth on the internet,’ Kim says.

Khloe adds, ‘It’s all gaslighting, all of it.. all if it is whatever narrative everyone wants to believe. We should by them all lighters for Christmas and say it’s ’cause you gaslight everyone.’

‘It’s actually going to be my Christmas gift. I have a whole list to give them to,’ Khloe adds, while Kim jokes, ‘You send the lighter, I’ll send the lamp.’

The episode cuts back to Kris, who is getting ready for her hip replacement surgery, telling the medical staff, ‘If my crew is filming, will you just make sure that my ass or my vagina is not hanging out.. or boobs… let’s just make sure.’

Dr. Snibbe walks out in his OR scrubs and introduces himself to Kim, who jokes, ‘I typically have a tradition where I threaten the doctors working on my family members with their lives.’

‘OK, that’s fine. I’ll treat her like she’s my own mom,’ the doctor says, as Kim adds, ‘My mom has to wake up,’ and he insists, ‘She will.’

‘Going under always makes me feel nervous, in general. It’s a big major surgery and I’m so blessed to have Kim by my side, as always.’

‘She’s always making me feel like she’s got my back, she’s there to protect me, and she’s in charge, and for that, I love you, Kim,’ Kris says in confession.

The anesthesiologist Eric Schmidt arrives, saying Kris will be, ‘nice and comfortable’ before he gets to work.

‘You’re gonna be perfect. You’re gonna come home and run and babysit all my kids. You did your face, this is nothing. Anything here below, you got it,’ Kim tells Kris.

Kris is already starting to feel the effects of the drugs, telling Kim that she wants to have a pajama party with North for Christmas.

‘My thoughts exactly at a time like this,’ Kim says, as Corey comes in to give her a kiss before she’s wheeled into the operating room as the episode comes to an end.

The preview for next week’s episode shows footage from the actual surgery, while Kendall invites Kylie to go to Vegas with her

Kim tells Khloe and Kris that they need to get away… as they head to Miami, as Khloe says she is going to party like it’s 2009 and she’s going to take Miami back.

The preview also teases Kourtney and Travis Barker’s secret wedding in Las Vegas as a producer asks, ‘Are you married and we missed it?’

‘Well, guess what?’ Kourtney says as the preview comes to an end.

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